Ok, I'll bite.
My name is Clayton, I work for Cushing Academy as the Assistant Director of Technology. We're a private co-ed high school in rural Massachusetts.
For hobbies, I love to cook and am a diehard foodie, brew beer (previous job was at a local microbrewery), fly planes when the wallet allows and above all else I am an avid motorcyclist.
Currently I have 7 bikes in my stable, with 5 on the road. My coworkers joke that I have one for every day of the week. I road raced at Loudon (New Hampshire International Speedway) for 3 years. I've run motorcross, I've instructed trackdays, single track/enduro's, long distance touring, etc. For days that are too wet or cold, I recently picked up a 2004 Mazda MX5 Mazdaspeed Miata to have fun with.
Planning my 9th week at Deal's Gap this June. Twistiest road east of the Mississippi, 318 corners in 11 miles. It and the roads around it in the Smokey Mountains are a motorcycle paradise. You Left Coasters are spoiled by twisty mountain roads, we have very few in New England. Most are in such bad disrepair that you can't enjoy a spirited ride without knocking your fillings out on bumps.
Finally I have a 10 month old Great Dane puppy who keeps me quite busy.
Hoping to get out to Sunnyvale next budget year to do the 5 day boot camp at Aruba headquarters. The more I learn about this stuff, the more I want to know.